Baby, it's cold outside

So the other day I wrote a paper on Southeast Asian Rainforests. The title was, "Tut, tut, tut, looks like a rainforest!" and it began with a quotation from the movie Ferngully: The Last Rainforest. I got an A by the way, dad. But this paper also reminded me of one thing...my all encompassing hatred of hippies. Living in Lawrence, KS, I have to deal with these never-bathin'-hacky-sackin'- vegan-preachin'-bare-foot-walkin'-freaks every day and I can't take anymore.
I watched March of the Penguins a couple days ago. During the movie I was so struck by the utter idiocy of a line by narrator Morgan Freeman, I could hardly contain myself. He said, "Despite having known each other for only a few days, the bond between the mother and her child is surprisingly strong." It is my belief that for such a comment, Freeman should have been punched square in his big dumb head. I mean really, what alternate reality does this guy live in where he would be "[surprised]" at this "bond"? I now am forced to discredit everything he ever said in the movie The Shawshank Redemption. For I am convinced that any wise or intelligent lines he had, were merely an accident.