Walking in Memphis
A good Tuesday to you all. Today I ate lunch at the Kappa Delta sorority. They served some delicious tacos. Did you eat lunch with about 15 other girls? I don't think so. Once again, proof of who really is the Head Hancho. But do not despair, if you are reading this it means your level of coolitity is already soaring to near record levels. Speaking of record levels...bought gas recently? Goodness me. I'm seriously considering buying a horse. Oats and barley prices have pretty much bottomed out recently so it should be a sound investment. If I get a shetland pony I can park in those ever-convenient motorcycle spaces. But they only seat one and poop a lot in stand still traffic.
One Hundred years ago today San Francisco was rocked by a large earthquake. Scientists are now saying that history could repeat itself and thousands could die in the resulting chaos. This is a problem? The city who has given us Nancy Pelosi, Diane Feinstein, and sourdough bread? We are concerned about keeping these people around? Good Riddance.
Today's Quote comes from Ben Stiller's character Tony Perkis in the movie Heavyweights:
"Today is Evaluation Day. The key word here is value.
Do you have any? Not yet."
posted by callmeisaac @ 10:44 AM
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3 Comments:
Exactly. Who cares about SF? Crappy football, raving liberals, won't even abide by federal law (i.e. illegal immigration, naval subs in harbors, and gay marriages). They don't like the U.S., they want to be European, here is their chance to become an island like the UK.
You talk smack about sourdough one more time and I'm telling your aunt.
On an unrelated note, do shetland ponies have air conditioning?
by Larry's friend
I hope those aren't Levi's you're wearing.
Levi Straus finances political campaigns for abortion and homosexual marriage.
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